09/15/13 Sister for Sale, by Katie Griffin

Guessing on Date Katie wrote this

Sister for Sale

    Is there anyone who would like a girl to keep them company? Well, I know someone who would be up to the job.  She likes food, noise, and bright colors.  And the best part is she’s only twenty dollars!

    Firstly, this girl can really eat, and I mean really eat.   You know those leftovers that have been sitting in the fridge for the last month, well; Holly can exterminate those in ten seconds flat.  Tired of old Halloween candy lying in a bowl?  She can cure that conundrum in no time at all.  See, food doesn’t need to go rotten anymore.  Those days are over.

    Also, awkward silence is not a problem with my little “friend.”  That is mostly because there IS no silence.   Fatigued of silence and boredom?  Holly won’t let you down for entertainment during almost any time.  You will almost always have multiple questions to answer.  Don’t waste any more time sitting bored on the couch.  Call Soon!

    Additionally, tired of boring beige, teal and a touch of salmon?  Holly can color up that problem quicker than you can say, “Put down that marker.”  All you need to do is buy some cheap makers and give them to Holly and she will turn your house into a masterpiece.   The best part is, if you get the right kind of markers, it may never come off.  So throw those salmon curtains down and make way for Holly!

    Lastly, just give me a call at XXX-XXX-XXXX if you are interested in buying my sister.  She enjoys food, noise, and lots of color.  Once again, she’s only twenty dollars.

    By the way, she comes as is, no warranty and absolutely NO REFUNDS!

It is fun to imagine life without a little sister sometimes. I believe I can get rid of my sister, I’ve been dreaming of it for almost 10 years now, I’m inspiring others to buy my sister.  All in fun, of course.